0:00

Look, a miner 3k away. Let's start boosting towards it!




0:05

Only two more k's to go! Keep holding that boost button down!
Cause, you know, the size of your epeen is directly related to how fast you are going





0:10

Mrahaha! 242 mps! My penis is gigantic!





0:15

Ooopsie. Went past it. I'll just reload my fuel I guess





0:20

There, you finished reloading fuel and the miner's only 1300m away

I mean, it's not like you used an entire tank of fuel just to pretty much half the distance you started with (1300 vs 3000)
And you're going slower than you were at 0:00 too. 22mps vs 75mps.

Doesn't matter, just use some more fuel to get back up to speed!





0:25

Almost caught back up with it! Just keep striving and you'll get there!





0:30

Almost there, almost there

(Almost out of fuel again, too)




0:35

Open fire!

A breezy 35 seconds since you first noticed the miner. Give yourself a pat on the back.




0:40

dakka dakka dakka!





0:45

Their sheilds are down!

I think we all know what happens next.




Summary

45 seconds to get its sheilds down, and about 2 tanks of fuel used.

Congratu-#%&!ing-lations
Now go learn how to do it properly