0:00
Look, a miner 3k away. Let's start boosting towards it!
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0:05
Only two more k's to go! Keep holding that boost button down!
Cause, you know, the size of your epeen is directly related to how fast you are going
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0:10
Mrahaha! 242 mps! My penis is gigantic!
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0:15
Ooopsie. Went past it. I'll just reload my fuel I guess
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0:20
There, you finished reloading fuel and the miner's only 1300m away
I mean, it's not like you used an entire tank of fuel just to pretty much half the distance you started with (1300 vs 3000)
And you're going slower than you were at 0:00 too. 22mps vs 75mps.
Doesn't matter, just use some more fuel to get back up to speed!
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0:25
Almost caught back up with it! Just keep striving and you'll get there!
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0:30
Almost there, almost there
(Almost out of fuel again, too)
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0:35
Open fire!
A breezy 35 seconds since you first noticed the miner. Give yourself a pat on the back.
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0:40
dakka dakka dakka!
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0:45
Their sheilds are down!
I think we all know what happens next.
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Summary
45 seconds to get its sheilds down, and about 2 tanks of fuel used.
Congratu-#%&!ing-lations
Now go learn how to do it properly
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